I been gone long time.

But it's not like anyone reads this anyway...

So, congrats to Haiti for being the poorest country in the western hemisphere AND having a massive earthquake hit you. My dad talks about sending money down there to help. I just think, "bless your soul, prick."

My dads a jackass. Just like that guy with the RPG...what the hell does he honestly think he is going to do with that thing?

Damn, I could go for Domino's.

Hahaha

This is perfect!

Shopping bag fail.

These are ridiculously awesome...I was just hovering around the idea of Christmas shopping and eventually landed on these.

The last one rocks the hardest, in my humble opinion. If I made it, I would have made the bag a little taller and threw a double barrel boomstick on there. Badass.

Sweet

I want some of these. But if I owned a pair, they'd have to be sweats, I wouldn't want to risk zipping up my dong on accident.

Off on the wrong foot.

We rule as a country. It took us less than 300 years to get where every other country has failed to ascend to...uber pwnage. That being said, I hate where we are headed. I'm not liberal by any means, (I think you are ruining the greatest country on  earth). Our founding fathers would roll over in their graves if they saw the bastard in the oval office today and all the "change" he has brought.

I don't give a shit. I'll pwn his face if he changes my day to day life...with lightning.

Really though, I'm hungry.